Anime!

05:00Osmaan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIAu5p3KyYk&feature=player_embedded
check out the flying birds in the video carefully.
05:01Syed
wat abt um
05:01Osmaan
..........
keep watching.
untill you get it.
:Z
05:02Syed
theyre made of paper?
05:03Osmaan
they are panties. Z:
you gay?
05:03Syed
i only saw first 5 seconds
lemme see
okay so its pretty clear at 12 seconds hahahahahahahaha

main one tree hill download kar ra hoon
woh stuck hoya wa tha

wow that is one screwed up cartoon
05:04Osmaan
tum beht ker ichigo mashimaru dekho. -____-
05:04Syed
hahahahahahqahahqahahaha
dont say anything about that
05:04Osmaan
pedophile.
05:04Syed
thats sex
but it makes you wanna be a pedo... exactly
05:05Osmaan
its for 8 year old girls.
05:05Syed

i would SO do any girl in that show

ill wait for them to grow up
duh

05:05Osmaan
yahi kehtay hain saray.
05:05Syed
or i could just do the 19 year old older sister
05:05Osmaan
true.
she si hot.
i dont kow, i always had a thing for the samurai champloo wali bandi.
05:08Syed
wew
ew
i hate those charecters
theyre so stretched
05:08Osmaan
stretched? Z:
BOOBIES!
05:08Syed
yeah
like weirdly drawn
you imagine them in real life and they look like theyre a bunch of shemales
05:09Osmaan
naruto wali animation se agay ajao na.
05:09Syed
naruto animation sucks!
05:09Osmaan
true.
05:09Syed
I liked blood plus wallee
FMA new wallee bhi achi hai
05:10Osmaan
fma new wali kafi fit hai.
05:10Syed
oh
episode 10 download bhi ho gae
mujhay patha bhi nai
byebye
05:10Osmaan
bye bye.
05:11Syed
kher bachiya patha nee kahan download kar ra hai
:S
05:19Osmaan
sab theek ho jae ga.
vista main search ker lo.
main house dekh raha houn.

Lota

(12:29:27 AM) Thats what she: chalo kuch nia hota. tumhay bhi mil jae ga koi banda.
(12:29:38 AM) *nimmm*: haan tum dhund do
(12:29:42 AM) Thats what she: phir uss ke saath lotoun ki factory laga lena.
(12:30:00 AM) *nimmm*: lota tumhey hi bechun gi
(12:30:03 AM) *nimmm*: ullu
(12:30:08 AM) Thats what she: main kuch zada hi random ho gaya houn.
(12:30:20 AM) Thats what she: main woh shower thingy use kerta houn. :Z
(12:30:25 AM) Thats what she: lets not go there.
(12:30:39 AM) *nimmm*: ehhh....information overload
(12:30:44 AM) *nimmm*: :|
(12:30:47 AM) Thats what she: -______-
(12:30:51 AM) Thats what she: tum ne shuro kia tha.
(12:31:01 AM) Thats what she: mian ne khali factory lagane ki baat ki thi.
(12:31:06 AM) Thats what she: tum usage per agai thi.
(12:31:09 AM) Thats what she: -____-
(12:31:11 AM) Thats what she: :P
(12:31:24 AM) *nimmm*: tou lotoun ki factory laga ke maine kya icecream bechni thi
(12:31:29 AM) *nimmm*: lota hi bechun gi na
(12:31:47 AM) Thats what she: mujhay bechna zaroori tha. market mian kisi distributer ko bechba tha.
(12:31:47 AM) Thats what she: :Z
(12:32:10 AM) Thats what she: fatima ko districbution per laga dena.
(12:32:11 AM) Thats what she: :Z
(12:32:16 AM) Thats what she: ya fatima ke banday ko.Z ;
(12:33:11 AM) *nimmm*: factory kis ne laga ke di hai
(12:33:14 AM) *nimmm*: tumne na
(12:33:23 AM) *nimmm*: tou sab se pehle tum deserve kerte ho
(12:33:25 AM) *nimmm*: hah
(12:33:25 AM) Thats what she: nia, apnay banday se kehna.
(12:33:35 AM) Thats what she: woh hi laga ker de ga.
(12:33:48 AM) Thats what she: mian tua khali tumhay bata raha houn ke apni dreams ko persue karo.
(12:33:56 AM) *nimmm*: nai...ab golden lota tumhey hi miley ga
(12:33:57 AM) *nimmm*: hahah
(12:34:11 AM) Thats what she: i.e. tumhari dreams = banday ke saath lotay ki factory kholna.
(12:34:16 AM) Thats what she: main golden wlaa nai leta.
(12:34:18 AM) *nimmm*: apne drawing room main rakhna. proud sa ho ke
(12:34:19 AM) *nimmm*: :D
(12:34:19 AM) Thats what she: -_____________-
(12:34:35 AM) Thats what she: woh abeera ko de dena.
(12:34:43 AM) *nimmm*: tumhe mere dreams ka bara pata hai
(12:34:48 AM) Thats what she: bas dekh lo.
(12:34:48 AM) *nimmm*: nai tumhey mile ga
(12:34:49 AM) Thats what she: ;P
(12:34:54 AM) *nimmm*: bus maine decide ker lia hai
(12:34:54 AM) Thats what she: mian wapis ker doun ga.
(12:34:56 AM) Thats what she: Hah.
(12:34:58 AM) *nimmm*: meri factory hai
(12:35:01 AM) *nimmm*: meri marzi
(12:35:11 AM) *nimmm*: main nai loon gi
(12:35:12 AM) Thats what she: baisti baisti bari bari tasty.
(12:35:13 AM) *nimmm*: uf
(12:35:26 AM) Thats what she: main fatima ko keh doun ga keh tumhare ghar rakh ker aja.
(12:35:27 AM) Thats what she: e
(12:35:50 AM) *nimmm*: main fatima se kahoon gi tumhe wapis ker ai
(12:35:53 AM) *nimmm*: HAH
(12:36:10 AM) Thats what she: dekh lain geh ksi ki baat sunay gi.
(12:36:16 AM) *nimmm*: hahhaa
(12:36:17 AM) Thats what she: oye.
(12:36:23 AM) *nimmm*: dekh lain ge
(12:36:24 AM) Thats what she: mian ne jana hai. :(
(12:36:24 AM) *nimmm*: :P
(12:36:28 AM) *nimmm*: maine bhi
(12:36:30 AM) *nimmm*: :D
(12:36:43 AM) Thats what she: woh subha 4 bajay se pehlay aik aur sat ka practise test khatam kerna hai sat ka.
(12:36:50 AM) *nimmm*: :S
(12:36:56 AM) *nimmm*: jao bhayee
(12:37:01 AM) Thats what she: aaj kahli aik poora kia hai 5 ghantay wala test.
(12:37:06 AM) *nimmm*: ache number se pass ho ke dekhna
(12:37:10 AM) *nimmm*: dekhana*
(12:37:12 AM) *nimmm*: :P
(12:37:15 AM) Thats what she: okay mommy.
(12:37:19 AM) Thats what she: :S
(12:37:25 AM) *nimmm*: tata beta
(12:37:29 AM) *nimmm*: good luck
(12:37:30 AM) *nimmm*: :)
(12:37:33 AM) Thats what she: bye bye.
(12:37:37 AM) *nimmm*: make mommy proud
(12:37:38 AM) *nimmm*: :D
(12:37:42 AM) Thats what she: i will try.
(12:37:45 AM) *nimmm*: bye
(12:38:08 AM) Thats what she: please mommy, pray that i get into lums. so that i dont have to leave pakistan. and i get to keep annoying everyone here.
(12:38:09 AM) Thats what she: :D
(12:38:11 AM) Thats what she: bye bye.
(12:38:39 AM) *nimmm*: lol . i will, mera ashirwaad tumhare sath hai

..............

If only George hadnt come up with a prequel trilogy. I would have been able to fantasize about this. This and for creating Jar Jar. I am concentrating, hoping that if I concentrate hard enough, George's balls will self combust.

And here is the greatest page of ALL TIME from a Deadpool comic.

Cricket

For us guys to openly discuss girls, infront of girls, we devised a system. Basing it on “cricket” methodology, we have ended up with a whole legendarium.

Test Match - Long term commitment, where you plan on playing for a long time with the opposing team, because you want to, and does the other team.
One Day – Do I need to say more. Done for the sheer pleasure of it. Short term, concise, mutually beneficial, usually.
T20 – Less then one day. :Z, purpose being usually to kill time, or to show off cricketing skills.

Everything can be meant to be understood anyway you want to understand. You don’t want to play against the team,. The weather conditions were not meant to be. The pitch is too hard. The ball is tampered with. There is too much excessive threading on the ball. (In some scenarios, the girl can be referred to as a ball). The other team keeps bowling a Yorker, and you keep on dodging it. Instead of bowling a reverse swing, the other team bowled a leg spin. The other team plays a knockout tournament, you lose once, you are out of the tournament.

Common App Primary Essay (The most serious post you are ever going to see here)

“She loved the light too much too fear the flame.”
Those words have stuck with me my whole life. I cannot place exactly where I heard it or read it, but it has ended up consuming me. Slowly, as time has passed and I have grown older I have realized that it truly captures human nature without distorting or corrupting it; that is, all of us, no matter how sane or in control of ourselves will always want the very things that will cause our demise. Most of the prominent literature is based on this concept: Romeo and Juliet, Othello, Anna Karenina, Misery.

I want to teach, read and research. Compared to teaching, I find other professions boring and monotonous. On the other hand, teaching I find very entertaining. I never want to do a 9 to 5 desk job in my life. I idea of sitting on the same desk everyday for 8 hours frightens me. I have an aversion to boredom which I have a difficulty describing in words. Standing out in a crowd is not what I planned to achieve. Rather tha preferring “The Dark Knight”’s Joker, I prefer the one fro “Batman: The Animated Series”. Probably because of the fact that he is voiced by Luke Skywalker is truly enthralling for me. Due to my nagging curiosity, I have no doubt I will get involved in research. I am willing to go at lengths for a certain piece of information.

I plan on majoring in Mathematics and Economics. Also a minor in philosophy. While studying the creativity dampening A Level syllabus, I started asking questions that no one around me was willing to answer. How did mathematical subject matter reach the stage it is in now? What is the relation between logic and mathematics? How is it that the abstract world of mathematics is connected to our materialistic world? What importance does an abstract mathematical object hold in the materialistic world? Why is it that the Pythagoras' theorem can be proved in so many different ways? What makes mathematics the universal language? How does one solve morality based questions in economics? How is it just to support economic growth of one specific unit, and not of the others? I tried getting the answers myself. With the luxury of the internet available to me, I tried doing research. But it seems that text can only lead you on to a certain extent, after that you need someone to guide you. I did get the answer to one question. “What is economics?” But the answer I got was nothing but an amalgamation, or rather a survey of definitional and territorial difficulties. The nagging curiosity in me feels that I need to know the answer to these questions. Only then will I be able to fully comprehend what I want to comprehend.

Game theory. It consists of all of the above mentioned disciples, i.e. applied mathematics, economics, and philosophy. It tries to mathematically capture human behavior, with ones decision based on the decisions made by others. Then there is also decision theory - multiply the value of the result from decision with the probability of that result happening, higher the number, the better the decision is. Mathematically proving that the decisions that humans make, which they consider beneficial for themselves, actually end up having a negative impact on them. The complexity of neurons traveling through a human brain, leading to the human making a decision. Simplified to an equation.

/C:/WINDOWS?system32

So if you are a guy, you know exactly what I am talking about.. And if you are a girl, start taking notes.

So I went over to my friends place. To study. And we ended up browsing through his porn collection. No, we aren’t going to discuss porn. Its meant to be watched. Alone. I don’t know, but I have something against 2 guys watching porn together. AND browsing means going through the titles, and watching a few specific ones, clicking on the time slot bar thingy every few seconds, like a preview. No, the point is not as to what the porn was about. It was about where he hid it in his PC. And he did that where? /C:/WINDOWS/System32/@#$%^&*.

The basic idea is hiding it in the WINDOWS folder, usually in the system32 file. Now the thing was, he wasn’t the only one who had done it. I had done it since god knows when. And pretty much every guy I know, has done it some time or the other, when they were forced to save the media on their hard drive. Why is this such a common factor in the male species? They assume no one else will go in this area as no one dares to mess around in the windows folder. But the whole purpose is lost when everyone used the same hiding place.

So basically, we really need to find a new hiding place. But thanks to streaming, we really don’t need to hide anything. :D

P.S. My friend, he hides cigarettes in the casing of his PC, which is actually very creative, but rather sad, as he has to go through a lot effort to smoke. :Z

osmaaan: hello aaez. since tum ab bohot cool ho gae ho, i thought i should post something on your wall before you get way too cool and stop talking. :S

aaez: Good call. But I'm not cool. I'm sick. SIIIIIIIICCCKKK. -sneezes-

osmaan: but WAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY? i thought cool people dont get sick. :S

aaez: I told you I'm not cool!

osmaan: cool log yahi kehte hain. aik kaam karo naa aez. tum bohat cool ho. antarctica chalay jao. :S

aaez: OmG, I would KILL to go to Antarctica, because then I'd see the nothern lights. Well they wont exactly be Northern, they'd be southern, but you know what I mean. The Auroorraaassss.

osmaan: they still call them them the nothern lights, dont they? also, if you flush the toilet, the water will circulate in a clockwise motion rather than anticlockwise thing going on here. :S

aaez: Wow that's so cool. And 6 months without sunlight. ._.

osmaan: goray ho jao geh tum. :P

aaez: Haye, phir meri ghetto-osity khatam ho jaye gee. :P Shit.

osmaan: zaroori nai hai. eminem ko nai dekah. white boy rapping kerte hoay kis ko acha lagta hai wasiay. :S

aaez: I don't wnna be white boy! I wnna be black.Blaaaaaaaaaaaccckkkk

osmaan: dont worry. there was a time when white was superior. and you will get the opportunity to use new material. instead of pretending to be a black mama, you could give a try at being a white mama. :S

aaez: Choro yaar. I hate them white mamas. =P

osmaan: kitne racist ho tum aaez. aur technically muzamil aik white mama hai. so .......

aaez: EXACTLY! :P Muzamil aik white mama hay. :P Mujhay white mama nayee bunna. :P

osmaan: dekha hai tumhara mamu kitna popular hoa wa hai. woh zamana door nai jab (*insert popular girl number 1 here) aur (*insert popular girl numebr 2 here) hamari white mama per ler rahe houn geh. :P (i am really starting to like this cheesy urdu)

aaez: WHY are you talking about him with me!? :P

osmaan: tumhara mamu hai woh. abhi koi aur exucse sochnay do phir bata houn. :S. point yeh hai .... aik minute peechay ka perhnay do, yaad nai araha point kya tha. :S.yes. tumhari hotness aur coolness kam nai ho gi white mama ban ker. :)

aaez: Nayeee naaa. If I became white mama, to phir Muzamil ki hotness aur coolness khatam hojayee gee. Me and Muzamil are like...ebony and ivory. :P

osmaan: actually muzamil ki coolness aur hotness zada ho jae gi. white mama sisters lago geh tum dono. ab mujhe samajh nai araha ke methodology ko kis direction main le ker chaloun. :S

aaez: Bohat lamba joke hogya. :P

osmaan: abhi aur lamba ker sakte hain. :P

aaez: Kinkay thoughts. xD