Anime!

05:00Osmaan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIAu5p3KyYk&feature=player_embedded
check out the flying birds in the video carefully.
05:01Syed
wat abt um
05:01Osmaan
..........
keep watching.
untill you get it.
:Z
05:02Syed
theyre made of paper?
05:03Osmaan
they are panties. Z:
you gay?
05:03Syed
i only saw first 5 seconds
lemme see
okay so its pretty clear at 12 seconds hahahahahahahaha

main one tree hill download kar ra hoon
woh stuck hoya wa tha

wow that is one screwed up cartoon
05:04Osmaan
tum beht ker ichigo mashimaru dekho. -____-
05:04Syed
hahahahahahqahahqahahaha
dont say anything about that
05:04Osmaan
pedophile.
05:04Syed
thats sex
but it makes you wanna be a pedo... exactly
05:05Osmaan
its for 8 year old girls.
05:05Syed

i would SO do any girl in that show

ill wait for them to grow up
duh

05:05Osmaan
yahi kehtay hain saray.
05:05Syed
or i could just do the 19 year old older sister
05:05Osmaan
true.
she si hot.
i dont kow, i always had a thing for the samurai champloo wali bandi.
05:08Syed
wew
ew
i hate those charecters
theyre so stretched
05:08Osmaan
stretched? Z:
BOOBIES!
05:08Syed
yeah
like weirdly drawn
you imagine them in real life and they look like theyre a bunch of shemales
05:09Osmaan
naruto wali animation se agay ajao na.
05:09Syed
naruto animation sucks!
05:09Osmaan
true.
05:09Syed
I liked blood plus wallee
FMA new wallee bhi achi hai
05:10Osmaan
fma new wali kafi fit hai.
05:10Syed
oh
episode 10 download bhi ho gae
mujhay patha bhi nai
byebye
05:10Osmaan
bye bye.
05:11Syed
kher bachiya patha nee kahan download kar ra hai
:S
05:19Osmaan
sab theek ho jae ga.
vista main search ker lo.
main house dekh raha houn.

Lota

(12:29:27 AM) Thats what she: chalo kuch nia hota. tumhay bhi mil jae ga koi banda.
(12:29:38 AM) *nimmm*: haan tum dhund do
(12:29:42 AM) Thats what she: phir uss ke saath lotoun ki factory laga lena.
(12:30:00 AM) *nimmm*: lota tumhey hi bechun gi
(12:30:03 AM) *nimmm*: ullu
(12:30:08 AM) Thats what she: main kuch zada hi random ho gaya houn.
(12:30:20 AM) Thats what she: main woh shower thingy use kerta houn. :Z
(12:30:25 AM) Thats what she: lets not go there.
(12:30:39 AM) *nimmm*: ehhh....information overload
(12:30:44 AM) *nimmm*: :|
(12:30:47 AM) Thats what she: -______-
(12:30:51 AM) Thats what she: tum ne shuro kia tha.
(12:31:01 AM) Thats what she: mian ne khali factory lagane ki baat ki thi.
(12:31:06 AM) Thats what she: tum usage per agai thi.
(12:31:09 AM) Thats what she: -____-
(12:31:11 AM) Thats what she: :P
(12:31:24 AM) *nimmm*: tou lotoun ki factory laga ke maine kya icecream bechni thi
(12:31:29 AM) *nimmm*: lota hi bechun gi na
(12:31:47 AM) Thats what she: mujhay bechna zaroori tha. market mian kisi distributer ko bechba tha.
(12:31:47 AM) Thats what she: :Z
(12:32:10 AM) Thats what she: fatima ko districbution per laga dena.
(12:32:11 AM) Thats what she: :Z
(12:32:16 AM) Thats what she: ya fatima ke banday ko.Z ;
(12:33:11 AM) *nimmm*: factory kis ne laga ke di hai
(12:33:14 AM) *nimmm*: tumne na
(12:33:23 AM) *nimmm*: tou sab se pehle tum deserve kerte ho
(12:33:25 AM) *nimmm*: hah
(12:33:25 AM) Thats what she: nia, apnay banday se kehna.
(12:33:35 AM) Thats what she: woh hi laga ker de ga.
(12:33:48 AM) Thats what she: mian tua khali tumhay bata raha houn ke apni dreams ko persue karo.
(12:33:56 AM) *nimmm*: nai...ab golden lota tumhey hi miley ga
(12:33:57 AM) *nimmm*: hahah
(12:34:11 AM) Thats what she: i.e. tumhari dreams = banday ke saath lotay ki factory kholna.
(12:34:16 AM) Thats what she: main golden wlaa nai leta.
(12:34:18 AM) *nimmm*: apne drawing room main rakhna. proud sa ho ke
(12:34:19 AM) *nimmm*: :D
(12:34:19 AM) Thats what she: -_____________-
(12:34:35 AM) Thats what she: woh abeera ko de dena.
(12:34:43 AM) *nimmm*: tumhe mere dreams ka bara pata hai
(12:34:48 AM) Thats what she: bas dekh lo.
(12:34:48 AM) *nimmm*: nai tumhey mile ga
(12:34:49 AM) Thats what she: ;P
(12:34:54 AM) *nimmm*: bus maine decide ker lia hai
(12:34:54 AM) Thats what she: mian wapis ker doun ga.
(12:34:56 AM) Thats what she: Hah.
(12:34:58 AM) *nimmm*: meri factory hai
(12:35:01 AM) *nimmm*: meri marzi
(12:35:11 AM) *nimmm*: main nai loon gi
(12:35:12 AM) Thats what she: baisti baisti bari bari tasty.
(12:35:13 AM) *nimmm*: uf
(12:35:26 AM) Thats what she: main fatima ko keh doun ga keh tumhare ghar rakh ker aja.
(12:35:27 AM) Thats what she: e
(12:35:50 AM) *nimmm*: main fatima se kahoon gi tumhe wapis ker ai
(12:35:53 AM) *nimmm*: HAH
(12:36:10 AM) Thats what she: dekh lain geh ksi ki baat sunay gi.
(12:36:16 AM) *nimmm*: hahhaa
(12:36:17 AM) Thats what she: oye.
(12:36:23 AM) *nimmm*: dekh lain ge
(12:36:24 AM) Thats what she: mian ne jana hai. :(
(12:36:24 AM) *nimmm*: :P
(12:36:28 AM) *nimmm*: maine bhi
(12:36:30 AM) *nimmm*: :D
(12:36:43 AM) Thats what she: woh subha 4 bajay se pehlay aik aur sat ka practise test khatam kerna hai sat ka.
(12:36:50 AM) *nimmm*: :S
(12:36:56 AM) *nimmm*: jao bhayee
(12:37:01 AM) Thats what she: aaj kahli aik poora kia hai 5 ghantay wala test.
(12:37:06 AM) *nimmm*: ache number se pass ho ke dekhna
(12:37:10 AM) *nimmm*: dekhana*
(12:37:12 AM) *nimmm*: :P
(12:37:15 AM) Thats what she: okay mommy.
(12:37:19 AM) Thats what she: :S
(12:37:25 AM) *nimmm*: tata beta
(12:37:29 AM) *nimmm*: good luck
(12:37:30 AM) *nimmm*: :)
(12:37:33 AM) Thats what she: bye bye.
(12:37:37 AM) *nimmm*: make mommy proud
(12:37:38 AM) *nimmm*: :D
(12:37:42 AM) Thats what she: i will try.
(12:37:45 AM) *nimmm*: bye
(12:38:08 AM) Thats what she: please mommy, pray that i get into lums. so that i dont have to leave pakistan. and i get to keep annoying everyone here.
(12:38:09 AM) Thats what she: :D
(12:38:11 AM) Thats what she: bye bye.
(12:38:39 AM) *nimmm*: lol . i will, mera ashirwaad tumhare sath hai

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If only George hadnt come up with a prequel trilogy. I would have been able to fantasize about this. This and for creating Jar Jar. I am concentrating, hoping that if I concentrate hard enough, George's balls will self combust.

And here is the greatest page of ALL TIME from a Deadpool comic.

Cricket

For us guys to openly discuss girls, infront of girls, we devised a system. Basing it on “cricket” methodology, we have ended up with a whole legendarium.

Test Match - Long term commitment, where you plan on playing for a long time with the opposing team, because you want to, and does the other team.
One Day – Do I need to say more. Done for the sheer pleasure of it. Short term, concise, mutually beneficial, usually.
T20 – Less then one day. :Z, purpose being usually to kill time, or to show off cricketing skills.

Everything can be meant to be understood anyway you want to understand. You don’t want to play against the team,. The weather conditions were not meant to be. The pitch is too hard. The ball is tampered with. There is too much excessive threading on the ball. (In some scenarios, the girl can be referred to as a ball). The other team keeps bowling a Yorker, and you keep on dodging it. Instead of bowling a reverse swing, the other team bowled a leg spin. The other team plays a knockout tournament, you lose once, you are out of the tournament.

Common App Primary Essay (The most serious post you are ever going to see here)

“She loved the light too much too fear the flame.”
Those words have stuck with me my whole life. I cannot place exactly where I heard it or read it, but it has ended up consuming me. Slowly, as time has passed and I have grown older I have realized that it truly captures human nature without distorting or corrupting it; that is, all of us, no matter how sane or in control of ourselves will always want the very things that will cause our demise. Most of the prominent literature is based on this concept: Romeo and Juliet, Othello, Anna Karenina, Misery.

I want to teach, read and research. Compared to teaching, I find other professions boring and monotonous. On the other hand, teaching I find very entertaining. I never want to do a 9 to 5 desk job in my life. I idea of sitting on the same desk everyday for 8 hours frightens me. I have an aversion to boredom which I have a difficulty describing in words. Standing out in a crowd is not what I planned to achieve. Rather tha preferring “The Dark Knight”’s Joker, I prefer the one fro “Batman: The Animated Series”. Probably because of the fact that he is voiced by Luke Skywalker is truly enthralling for me. Due to my nagging curiosity, I have no doubt I will get involved in research. I am willing to go at lengths for a certain piece of information.

I plan on majoring in Mathematics and Economics. Also a minor in philosophy. While studying the creativity dampening A Level syllabus, I started asking questions that no one around me was willing to answer. How did mathematical subject matter reach the stage it is in now? What is the relation between logic and mathematics? How is it that the abstract world of mathematics is connected to our materialistic world? What importance does an abstract mathematical object hold in the materialistic world? Why is it that the Pythagoras' theorem can be proved in so many different ways? What makes mathematics the universal language? How does one solve morality based questions in economics? How is it just to support economic growth of one specific unit, and not of the others? I tried getting the answers myself. With the luxury of the internet available to me, I tried doing research. But it seems that text can only lead you on to a certain extent, after that you need someone to guide you. I did get the answer to one question. “What is economics?” But the answer I got was nothing but an amalgamation, or rather a survey of definitional and territorial difficulties. The nagging curiosity in me feels that I need to know the answer to these questions. Only then will I be able to fully comprehend what I want to comprehend.

Game theory. It consists of all of the above mentioned disciples, i.e. applied mathematics, economics, and philosophy. It tries to mathematically capture human behavior, with ones decision based on the decisions made by others. Then there is also decision theory - multiply the value of the result from decision with the probability of that result happening, higher the number, the better the decision is. Mathematically proving that the decisions that humans make, which they consider beneficial for themselves, actually end up having a negative impact on them. The complexity of neurons traveling through a human brain, leading to the human making a decision. Simplified to an equation.