"which university are you applying to?"."Your Mom's"

Ever seen how in the U.S., no one asks you who you are voting for. Though its barely anything private, but the Americans need to maintain this lame ass façade of privacy, and keeping themselves happy. Now why cant we have the same thing with university applications? Why the fuck do we have to listen to the same question thrown in every bloody conversation, not just with “adults”, people our age, and hell, even the ones younger than you.

Maybe I don’t want to tell you where I am applying. Maybe I am too fucking embarrassed by my achievements and don’t feel like using public restrooms. Maybe I am deciding on the basis of probability of getting laid. If you actually gave a fuck, well you would already know.

Now I see my fellow man, how he is always concerned with his future. Going through severe depression over the choices he is about to make. And what do I do? I make up a fake university with his help, hoping to ease him up. :O

Osmaan: bas phir meray saath hamdard hi ja raha hai naa? :P

Hamza: hahaha kyun depress kr raha hai...achay bahlay khwab dekh raha tha...lol nah we'l make up our own univ and chill there...:P

Hamza Mughal, boaht perhta hai, phir bhi chikna hai.

Osmaan: han yaar. bas wahan per ham sex karain geh, raaat ko. aur din ko bhi. aur un ke dermiyaan mani bhi. ................ lerkiyoun ke saath. :S
bas ab university ka naam sochna hai.

Hamza: preston ho ya princeton...Hamdard ya Mcgill...SEXTON Hamri univ ki naam tujhe khush krnay k liye...Uve got a weird obsession wiv the word :P kher CO bathrooms ur bed will vibrate :P nd yea a few kissin booths here nd there...NO gays just pimpin PLayer like u ND ne :P kaisa hai ab tu beth website bana :P

Osmaan: Sexton: (i) a self-propelled artillery vehicle of World War II,
(ii a church officer charged with the maintenance of the church buildings and/or the surrounding graveyard; and ringing of the church bells)

Phir bhi fit naam hai university ka. The word is fucking brilliant. It has the amazing capability of breaking awkwar...d silences, tension in the air and all. Iss liay university ka naam sexton. bas website banana mera kaam hai. reappear aur sat se farigh hoany de. itni chickni website ho gi, tera website ke saath sex kernay ka mood ho ga.

Hamza: hahaha we'l be pioneers...SEXTON hahaha i suare i randomly wrote tht word dint know it ws actualii a word...nd fyt hai u give them cambridge wankas nd tht SAT checkers a boner nd then WE'l work on the sexton...(HAHAHA)

Osmaan: yaar, ham tau intellectuals/academics ban gae. aik kaam ker te hain naa. iss ko Sexton Institute Technology ker lete hai, Aur iss ki short ofrm: SexTech! We can specify that teh name doesnt stand for Sex with Machines. University main sab se pehlay aik cheez hona zarori hai. University khud condoms banae gi. Self suffi...cient! Uss main hi sex hota hai.
Bilal Shakir ko kush kernay ke liay ussay wahan ka KING bana dien geh. :P

Bilal Shakir, KING!

Now, for my own issues, to avoid the simple problem of people asking me that question, I plan on answering university application questions with “your mom”. Period. Hopefully the person will avoid talking to me ever again.