osmaaan: hello aaez. since tum ab bohot cool ho gae ho, i thought i should post something on your wall before you get way too cool and stop talking. :S

aaez: Good call. But I'm not cool. I'm sick. SIIIIIIIICCCKKK. -sneezes-

osmaan: but WAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY? i thought cool people dont get sick. :S

aaez: I told you I'm not cool!

osmaan: cool log yahi kehte hain. aik kaam karo naa aez. tum bohat cool ho. antarctica chalay jao. :S

aaez: OmG, I would KILL to go to Antarctica, because then I'd see the nothern lights. Well they wont exactly be Northern, they'd be southern, but you know what I mean. The Auroorraaassss.

osmaan: they still call them them the nothern lights, dont they? also, if you flush the toilet, the water will circulate in a clockwise motion rather than anticlockwise thing going on here. :S

aaez: Wow that's so cool. And 6 months without sunlight. ._.

osmaan: goray ho jao geh tum. :P

aaez: Haye, phir meri ghetto-osity khatam ho jaye gee. :P Shit.

osmaan: zaroori nai hai. eminem ko nai dekah. white boy rapping kerte hoay kis ko acha lagta hai wasiay. :S

aaez: I don't wnna be white boy! I wnna be black.Blaaaaaaaaaaaccckkkk

osmaan: dont worry. there was a time when white was superior. and you will get the opportunity to use new material. instead of pretending to be a black mama, you could give a try at being a white mama. :S

aaez: Choro yaar. I hate them white mamas. =P

osmaan: kitne racist ho tum aaez. aur technically muzamil aik white mama hai. so .......

aaez: EXACTLY! :P Muzamil aik white mama hay. :P Mujhay white mama nayee bunna. :P

osmaan: dekha hai tumhara mamu kitna popular hoa wa hai. woh zamana door nai jab (*insert popular girl number 1 here) aur (*insert popular girl numebr 2 here) hamari white mama per ler rahe houn geh. :P (i am really starting to like this cheesy urdu)

aaez: WHY are you talking about him with me!? :P

osmaan: tumhara mamu hai woh. abhi koi aur exucse sochnay do phir bata houn. :S. point yeh hai .... aik minute peechay ka perhnay do, yaad nai araha point kya tha. :S.yes. tumhari hotness aur coolness kam nai ho gi white mama ban ker. :)

aaez: Nayeee naaa. If I became white mama, to phir Muzamil ki hotness aur coolness khatam hojayee gee. Me and Muzamil are like...ebony and ivory. :P

osmaan: actually muzamil ki coolness aur hotness zada ho jae gi. white mama sisters lago geh tum dono. ab mujhe samajh nai araha ke methodology ko kis direction main le ker chaloun. :S

aaez: Bohat lamba joke hogya. :P

osmaan: abhi aur lamba ker sakte hain. :P

aaez: Kinkay thoughts. xD